hey i'm Tay and i was the-butt-queen




shiestynigga:

i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is

emotionated:

IT MAKES ME SO FRUSTRATED HOW I CANT CONTROL MY OWN FUCKING FEELINGS, THEYRE MINE WHY CANT I CONTROL THEM?!?!

alihasagnarlybeard:

theblackestwidow:

THIS MAN IS A GIFT

comedy central is getting better and better at finding people for this kind of stuff

trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

snowingphoenix:

When you really fuck up the spelling of a word

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illumazombie:

JESUS.

shouldnt:

She wouldn’t stop playing with guns so we set off some fireworks

prettymuchdone:

“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

lindsaylohoean:

i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child

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